Quotations (16)

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Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious? Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Sherlock Holmes: Uh, hmm... Right. Where are the wagons? Madam Simza Heron: The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride? Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes? Sherlock Holmes: They're dangerous at both…
Inspector Lestrade: That's not Blackwood! Sherlock Holmes: Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious.
Sherlock Holmes: "Madam, this is a glorious hedgehog goulash... I can't remember ever having had better..." Dr. John Watson: "Do tell me: When was the last time you had a hedgehog goulash?" Sherlock Homes: "I told you, Watson. I can't…
Sherlock Holmes (of his dislike of horses): "...Dangerous at both ends, crafty in the middle..."
Sherlock Holmes (of Moriarty): "If we can stop him, we shall prevent the collapse of Western civilization... No pressure."
(Sherlock lights pipe) Watson: What are we doing down here? Sherlock: *We* are waiting, *I* am smoking
Sherlock Holmes: Trust me I am a professional.
Dr. Watson: Get that out of my face. Sherlock Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand. Dr. Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
Sherlock Holmes: Stop complaining. Dr. Watson: Complaining! How am I complaining? I'm not complaining! I never complain! I don't complain that you practice your violin at three in the morning, that you make a mess of my rooms - Sherlock…
Inspector Lestrade: "In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal." ... Sherlock Holmes: "Yes, and you an excellent policeman."
Dredger: "Cour, petit lapin, cour. [Run, little rabbit, run.]" ... Sherlock Holmes: "Avec plaisir. [With pleasure.]"
Sherlock Holmes: There's only at one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady. I've been studying her comings and goings, they appear most... sinister. Mrs. Hudson: Tea, Mr. Holmes?…
Sherlock Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious? Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Sherlock Holmes: [voice-over] Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in…