Marvel's The Avengers

Iron Man: "Attack"
Captain America: "Wait we need a plan"
Iron Man: "I have a plan, Attack"

Security Guard: Are you an alien?

Bruce Banner: What?

Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.

Bruce Banner: No.

Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Iron Man: Suit up, I'm bringing the party over.
Black Widow: I don't think that's a party.

"Who in this room is (a) wearing a spangly outfit and (b) not of any use?" - Tony Stark/Iron Man

tony stark:"who in this room is a) wearing a spangly outfit and b) not of any use."

Cap: "There's only one God ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."

LOKI: I am a god!!!!!!

Hulk smashes Loki in floor.
HULK: Puny god...

Captain America: You scared of a little lightening?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.

Tony Stark: "That man is playing Gallaga. Thought we wouldn't notice, but, we did. How does Fury even see these?"
Woman: "He turns."
Stark: "Sounds exhausting."

Loki: "... and then to be reminded of what real power is."
Nick Fury: "Well let me know if "real power" wants a magazine or something."

Thor: "I have unfinished business with Loki."
Hawkeye: "Then get in line."

As Loki's coming out of his cell, Thor sees him and, yelling, hurls himself at Loki. Loki stiffens and Thor goes right through him. As the door automatically closes, Loki says "Are you ever NOT going to fall for that?"

Iron Man's secretary: "Oh hi Phil. Come in."
Iron Man: "Uh, his first name is 'Agent'.

(Dr. Banner just became human again)
"Did I hurt anybody?"
"No; you scared the heck out of some pigeons, though."

Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!

Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.

Thor: He's adopted.

Iron Man:"Hang On Guys I'm Coming With Party"
*"But I Don't See Any Party There"

Iron Man: "Good call. What else you got?" Hawkeye (over communicator):"Well, Thor's taking down a squadron on sixth." Iron Man:"And he didn't invite me!"

Thor:"Where is the Tesseract?" Loki (laughing): "Ah, I missed you too."

Thor: "You listen well, brother! You-" (cut off as Iron Man comes out of nowhere and pummels Thor off the cliff) Loki (expectantly):"I'm listening."

Thor: "I have unfinished business with Loki." Hawkeye (fingering arrows): "Yeah? Well, get in line."

Black Widow to Captain America (as he puts on a parachute to go after Thor and Iron Man): You better sit this one out, Cap. Captain America: Don't see how I can. Black Widow: These guys (referring to Thor and Loki) are from legend. They're basically gods. Captain America: There's only one God, ma'm. And he doesn't dress like that.

Loki:" You can't do anything to me! I am a god!" Hulk takes Loki by the arm and bangs him onto the floor left and right. Hulk:" Puny god!"

KNEEL! - Loki

Puny God... -Hulk

I think I'd just cut the wire. -Tony Stark