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You are the last great dictator! All of the others are gone! Qaddafi, Saddam, Kim Jong, Cheney.
Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they…
Zoey: "This is my store. This is a free earth collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders."
General Aladeen: "From the mountain tops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwe, let every child laborer and sweat shop factory worker sing... Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last!"
General Aladeen: "You seem educated." Zoey: "Yes, I went to Amherst." General Aladeen: "I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us."
Doctor (Aladeen rewrote the language so his name means both "positive" and "negative"): "Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?" Patient: "The Aladeen news..." Doctor: "You're HIV-Aladeen."
Zoey: "That's your beard?!?" General Aladeen: "No, no, no! It's not my beard! My friend chopped the head off Morgan Freeman!"